New Specs

I finally got new glasses this past weekend. My old pair were quite outdated, so I always wore contacts. Witness the horror -------->

Dissatisfied with my gargoyle-in-unfashionable-eyewear appearance, I attempted to select frames that were slightly more en vogue. I daresay the difference is dramatic.

Adrienne got glasses as well. The very first night

she had them, she left them in the neighbor's

backyard overnight, despite promises that they

were in the case on her dresser at bedtime.

Sheesh.